“Number Two Noir” — a respectable-looking candle with a questionable label. The label is the joke; choose the actual fragrance from the scent options.
9oz glass jar with black lid and printed label
Natural soy wax blend and cotton wick
Approximately 50–60 hours burn time, depending on use
Jar measures approximately 2.8 × 3.5 inches
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Available scents: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, Unscented.
Keep a burning candle within sight, away from children, pets and flammable materials. Follow the safety label on the jar.
