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Funny 'You Have a Boat? I Have a Throat' Women's Tee

Funny 'You Have a Boat? I Have a Throat' Women's Tee

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Lighthearted and cheeky, this slim-fit baby tee brings a playful voice to casual days. Soft organic cotton sits close to the body without feeling restrictive, while the bold DTF print — a smiling little boat and the text “You have a boat? I have a throat.” — makes a witty statement that sparks laughs and conversation. Wear it to brunch with friends, on beach town strolls, or layered under an open button shirt for weekend mischief. The tear-away label keeps the neckline smooth, and the medium-weight fabric holds the print and shape wash after wash. This tee is for someone who loves irony, dry humor, and effortless summer vibes.

Product features
- 100% organic cotton — grown without pesticides or chemical fertilizers
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print for crisp, durable graphics
- Slim fit that flatters the silhouette
- Medium-weight fabric (5.9 oz/yd² / 200 g/m²) for structure and comfort
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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