Butter Me Up, Then Fuck Off — Lobster Apron

A lobster with a butter knife and absolutely no interest in your cooking advice. Original Jangles Corp. artwork on a black background.

• 100% polyester apron with detachable black twill straps
• One size: approximately 30.31 inches long × 27.56 inches wide
• One-sided print; no pockets
• Preconstructed item; dimensions may vary by ±1 inch

Care: machine wash cold. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Iron, steam or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.

Jangles Corp. — Questionable goods.